OK, this wasn't created specifically for My Super First Day, but it's too brilliant to not post:
Thanks to @MikeyJ for the link!
OK, this wasn't created specifically for My Super First Day, but it's too brilliant to not post:
Thanks to @MikeyJ for the link!
By Hillary Monahan
Sometimes people say something smells like shit and what they really mean is "it's musty" or "there's a mildewy funk here". When I say Mary Carlson's basement smelled like shit, I mean it. She had about six of those small yappy dogs, Shit Zoos or whatever, and apparently no one had bothered to teach 'em that you're supposed to drop your bricks outside in the grass. There were about eight zillion tiny brown landmines I had to work around to get to her electrical wiring, and I wondered how in the hell she could live like that. It was disgusting.
By Marcus Riedner
By Haley Moore
I still owe the Cafe an apology - one I plan to deliver, if they ever let me in there again. In my defense, I really did think it was something in the coffee at first; some cocktail of LSD and speed with maybe a dash of roofie to make me zone out. But I didn't touch the coffee, of course, between that first sip and the nightmare start, running my pen in a little white trench in a book with a blood-red cover.
By Jay Bushman
I didn’t notice anything on the first day. I was always good at blocking out distractions and focusing on the task at hand. And putting your own needs to the side for the sake of the work is a necessary corporate survival skill.
By netwurker
layar 1: twitch-city. yawning.left eyelid's all gummed up. blah.
[layar 2: [lock-N-load]turn[key]ing ova + scratching. scratch...i...n.....g......wot?]By Ancalime
So many of us changed last year, but why are we all so different? Lacking any other common thread, so far the evidence seems to point to a strong minority of the affected being changed in a way that wasn't entirely alien to them, but rather something to which they'd previously already had an affinity.
Well, then I start to ask myself...have we experienced a true singularity, and are now dealing with an entirely new playbook when it comes to the laws of physics? ...Or do we just have more to discover?By Hollow Bastion
Argh! Is there anybody more frustrated than me at the moment?! I think not. I-THINK-NOT, Sir!By Dena Grabinar
So, let’s start with some advice. If you value your sanity, trust me on this: never, ever, sleep with a god. Not even a minor one. Major, minor, local or pan-universal, it really makes no difference. They are the beginning and end of all trouble. I should know.
By Matt Phillips
I'll never forget the night last summer when I woke up in a tree.
I hadn't been sleeping well at all in the past week. It was this recurring dream. Someone was holding me upside down outside of a window on the 90th floor of the Empire State Building, demanding information about stolen jewelry or something. I never gave them any information; after all, I was innocent! So, down I go, falling, falling... until I woke up in a cold sweat.
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